John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

stone gossard

cool ass guitarist in the cool ass band pearl jam. wrote pretty much every pearl jam hit ever. once said “I write every song for Eddie, He’s my muse".

person 1: who's that guy playing guitar in front of 20k?

person 2: oh thats stone gossard!

by shoe-the-shoeless April 18, 2022

Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.

Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

Stone Stupid

Highest degree of stupdity!!

that person is just Stone Stupid!!!

by CYN1CAL MIKE February 14, 2015

Stone Call

Like a drunk dial, except calling someone when you're high

I should definitely stop stone calling girls and telling them how my dick is made out of concrete.

by bb+af October 6, 2011

Sound Stoned

the same meaning as the word enterdrainment except your not in a zombie like mood from watchin too much tv,your in this state because of too much music.

this would apply to all you music producers out there you gotta feel me on this one.

Man i been writing music all day, im feelin a little sound stoned

by Craigy Vizzle December 31, 2008

Stone Mansfield

One who gets rejected by the same girl over ten times. The master of what we call, "anti-rizz." Someone that has no play and is fatter than Pillsbury Doughboy.

"EWW! Is that Stone Mansfield?!"

"Why is Stone Mansfield even talking to us?"
"I have never seen someone as ugly as Stone Mansfield!"

by Mastuh Oogway May 2, 2023