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forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.
by carLito picante January 22, 2014
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jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.
Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.
by DesC87 November 17, 2014
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Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.
I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job
by ji.glas March 22, 2022
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spoonie

A scots word meaning 'foolish person' or 'drug abusing child molester'
aye ken in Macduff there's big spoonie n little spoonie wi' there little girls in their car
by Heinrich muller September 3, 2003
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Spoogie

Noun 1. spoogie - the male reproductive cell; the male gamete; "a spoog is mostly a nucleus surrounded by little other cellular material"
spoog cell, spoomatozoan, spoomatozoon
flagellum - a lash-like appendage used for locomotion (e.g., in spoog cells and some bacteria and protozoa)
come, cum, ejaculate, semen, seminal fluid, seed - the thick white fluid containing spoomatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract
gamete - a mature sexual reproductive cell having a single set of unpaired chromosomes
acrosome - a process at the anterior end of a spoog cell that produces enzymes to facilitate penetration of the egg
male reproductive system - the reproductive system of males
Who likes the taste of spoogie?

Get ready 3 2 1 SPOOGIE!!!

Awwww you got spoogie in my eye
by durrtydurrtytx August 26, 2013
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Snoopified

You have been brain-washed by Snoop Doggy Dogg. For shizzle.
by DuMbAsS wOmAn June 28, 2003
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spooning snorkel

a breathing device used when you're spooning with your wife/slampiece
Man I was spooning with Meredith last night and i had to use a spooning snorkel so i could breath.
by big bert 69 March 18, 2011
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