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Sports Rorts

When the government in power decides to buy votes in marginal electorates by using a tax payer money community initiative that should be going to needy areas (Eligible clubs) to enable sporting field upgrades, but diverts the money to affluent areas (Ineligible clubs) that are not really needing the upgrades urgently, in order to gain more votes at election time.
Did you see the TV news story about the Sports Rorts? This government is corrupt!
by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020
mugGet the Sports Rortsmug.

Fack (sport)

Similar to boxing, facking involves at least two people attacking each other with only their feet. Hands must be held behind the back as is custom. Only feet may be used, no other appendage is allowed. Other than this there are no rules, feet may be used in literally any way possible.
Did you see that fack last night? No? Jimmy "clubfoot" Orweeny put his foot through John "the podiatrist" Mahan.

It's Fack (sport)
by GodFacker November 15, 2011
mugGet the Fack (sport)mug.

sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.
"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."
by tdm duh December 6, 2006
mugGet the sporting exesmug.

Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.
I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.
by growler666 March 21, 2011
mugGet the Sports Therapistmug.

sport porkin

sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen
by peasandcorn June 11, 2006
mugGet the sport porkinmug.

Sport fucking

Sport fucking is the art of having sex with the opposite sex for sport or to keep score over your other degenerate friends. A competition can consist of at least two players, with of the same sex. The object of the game is to have sex with as many people as possible in a set time table. A point is awarded for each consensual partner. The player with the most points wins.
My friends and I have an annual sport fucking contest when we go on a cruise.
by Master of all sex games January 23, 2018
mugGet the Sport fuckingmug.

is netball a sport

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Netball is a wimpy sport, and should never be recognized as one. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.
by Helpful Librarian August 17, 2017
mugGet the is netball a sportmug.

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