Selectively social

Someone who is uncomfortable socialising with people they don't know. They only talk to a select few people they feel very close to. They hate crowds of strangers.

Taylor is selectively social, she hates people.

by Depressedcat October 5, 2016

Right-wing social justice warrior

A social justice warrior of the right. These people have similar tendencies as left-wing SJWs. The only significant difference is which groups they are warriors for: for left-wing SJWs it is women, racial and religious minorities, and LGBT people; and for right-wing SJWs it is 'murica, the police, troops, and Republicans.

Sports players who don't stand for the national anthem cause a lot of outrage among right-wing social justice warriors.

by 24-cell August 31, 2019

Social Cobweb

A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.

Myspace is such a social cobweb it's all about Facebook and Twitter now!

by Ad4mSch. April 7, 2009

socialishness

Socialishness is what social media should be, but isn't. Television started carrying theatre but quickly eroded to be just filler content between commercials and now is mostly infomercials. The web went from information to porn almost instantly. Now Social Media is more Media than Social. the only thing that will save Social Media from a quick death is "socialishness"... people have to actively meet in-real-life (IRL) and shun/block/attack any aggressive marketing attempts using Social Media.

If you are not sure what to blog about, DO SOMETHING IN REAL LIFE and blog about it. Socialishness is a lot more sincere and interesting than repeating other experiences or ideas.

by Gregory Alan Elliott 2 February 2, 2010

social osmosis

Where a person adopts the catchphrases of another person when they start hanging out with them.

Person 1- "It's weird, Jim has been using the word 'dude' a lot lately."
Person 2- "Yeah he has been hanging out with Sue and that is her word."
Person 1- "Oh he has a case of social osmosis."

by Katrina_is_Replaced December 27, 2011

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.

First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012

Social Catfishing

The process in which a social media manager creates multiple fake profiles only to engage with brands in order to boost the brands popularity. Also the practice of a social media manager liking and commenting every status that is written from every brand page he or she is in possession of. See catfishing

If I manage Facebook Pages for Clients A,B,C,D and E, I should have them all talk to each other all hours of the day on Facebook to portray the appearance that my clients have deep relationships with all these brands and endorse everything I say too. It would also be a good idea to have them sell anything I can profit from. It's like catfishing for social media, only it's Social Catfishing.

by Needle Nose Ned Ryerson February 21, 2013