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Capri Son

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.

Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.

Variations:

1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient

Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
Oh my God, they just Capri Son'd me!

She tried to Capri Son me!
by Captain Capri November 3, 2021
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Mercury Son

Is an original rock band based in Mexico Missouri. With influences form 70's and 80's stadium rock and punk to 90's grunge and metal with a touch of country and funk Mercury Son expertly blends their influences and creates an original feel. www.mercuryson.com
Mercury Son put on a great show!
by MercurySon January 25, 2015
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son oli

A boy named Oli who has the quality of being a son. Usually adoptable and willing to do whatever it takes it make his Pop happy.
There goes son oli! Isn't he just awesome!
by Rs023 December 28, 2020
mugGet the son olimug.

son of a duck

An ass kisser. A mama's boy. An obsessed follower. Son of a duck is an adjective used to describe a person who is obsessed at getting another persons approval and love even if that implies being ridiculous because they do not want to be alone.
OMG you are such a son of a duck. Stop seeking for her approval. Have some self respect!
by octavio-abril May 15, 2022
mugGet the son of a duckmug.

son of a beasty

Another way to say "son of a bitch" or "son of a gun". This is a more retarded way to say it. But I guess that's beside the point.
by mackenzierules December 6, 2006
mugGet the son of a beastymug.

Son of a bitch

A motherfucker! God damn rat bastard asshole! Any motherfucker who votes a thumbs down to one of my definitions, or deletes one!

Something you can say when upset.
You clicked thumbs down to my definition? YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

If I find the above son of a bitch, I'm going to ram my fist into his stomach, and rip out his spine!!!

My definition got deleted? Son of a bitch!
by O.G. WILLAKER December 28, 2005
mugGet the Son of a bitchmug.

son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier
(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch
by cornholio October 11, 2003
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