soggy trumpet

A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.

Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me

by Reptar77 December 16, 2014

Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019

Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.

I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.

by morgballs March 4, 2023

soggy tug

when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob

Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug

by TuggyWuggy69 September 14, 2017

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Soggy Tumbleweed

When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.

Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.

by pusiwillow May 10, 2015

soggy dark

Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.

Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?

by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017