Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.

That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!

by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023

Soggy Steven

Similar to a 'Soggy Sao' - only the fluids are from a male and a female, and the the Sao is a sleeping friend.

When one wakes up feeling sticky after sharing a swag with friends.

'My Mrs is going to be happy I didn't piss the bed, but I don't know what she'll think about me getting a soggy steven'

by blt87 December 9, 2022

soggy cat

the soggiest pussy on planet earth, also named shark

Hey can you show me that soggy cat picture
Splendid

by hva94 September 28, 2023

Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019

Soggy Ethan

A pint glass of unheated Heinz Baked Beans.

Kacper: "Yo Darren, hit me with a Soggy Ethan."
Darren: "Nah man, only got Spaghetti Hoops"

by Semi-eggquatic February 6, 2021

soggy boggy

A chewed up piece of paper typically thrown in class.

The wee ned threw a soggy boggy at the classroom ceiling while the teacher had her back turned.

by NotInTheWestEnd February 8, 2021