Smart-ish

You say you’re smart but you’re actually really stupid

Jesus your smart-ish.

by Big Daddy120806 December 6, 2018

cara smart

A rare woman to find, Cara smart is trustworthy, honest, stubborn, and sarcastic

That Cara smart is a handful, but it's worth it

by Random number 2 December 11, 2016

YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"

Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!

by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019

democrat smart

it's an oxymoron since democrats are stupid

He is democrat smart.

by Timofree June 1, 2009

Smart parts

Best paintball gun company, known for there impulses and shockers. They also have the nerve and ion. Its not a nazi company because they sue companys,they sue because of people taking their patents. Smartparts had the original patent on vision and companys like eclipse are making eyes now for their guns, if u want to upgrade after ure cocker or impulse, go with a shocker or nerve. You wont be dissapointed. IF u want to get an a-5 DONT get the ion. smartparts has guns for every level of experience. I myself use an 05 shocker and it RIPS. I was recently at a tourny and many people complemented on how well my gun fuctioned

woahhhh dude check out this kids shocker, it rocks

by Mur To The Phy June 5, 2005

book smart

Academically inclined. Studiously clever.

He might be book smart, but every time you send him out to buy some smoke he gets bitch slapped by the dealer who palms him off with skanky brown horseshit.

by Dirtycash August 13, 2005

Smart Amount

Alot of. To get or posess alot of an item

Jim-Did yawl get any of them watermelons from old man jones produce stand?
Joe- Yeah,We went down there yeeeesterdey.
Jim-How much ya get?
Joe.Hell,i dunno,a right Smart Amount.

by danerdawg September 28, 2009