The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.
Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.
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When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.
Frank: Dude, where's your beard?
John: I went to the World Beard Championships.
Frank: So, you shame shaved?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
John: I went to the World Beard Championships.
Frank: So, you shame shaved?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
by BeardMan May 25, 2012
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by The crud101 April 12, 2017
Get the Suede-shaver mug.(V.) When one engages in the act of shaving a females genitalia, to form a baby soft feel much like a dolphin.
by Jeff Striker August 23, 2007
Get the Shaved the Dolphin mug.Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."
"What a shaved asshole."
"What a shaved asshole."
by perfecto August 2, 2009
Get the Shaved Asshole mug.An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
by UhuhUhhuhUhhuh July 8, 2014
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