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Situationship

When your each others 2nd strings - one goes to jail one retains the others property- the one gets out of jail and by default enters into a sItuationship.
Dont be confused i dont love you this is a situationship at best.
by bish'what June 19, 2021
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Loose Loose Situation

When a situation is incredibly loose.
let the other person know u don't want n e thing 2 do with the situation it's a loose loose situation
by diemer October 2, 2010
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smile-smile situation

A situation in which two people both find themselves smiling at something said from one to the other.

Similar to a win-win situation.
Girl: You're cute
Boy: No you're cute
Girl: ahh that made me smile
Boy: that made me smile too
Girl: looks like we found ourselves in a smile-smile situation
by maeee. April 13, 2011
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ryan’s sleeping situation

Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.
Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.
by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019
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Sticky Situation

The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.

(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)
John: Did you hear about Vinny?

Mike: Nah, bro what happened?

John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.

Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.
by Kryptochroniconylite, nigga! December 24, 2010
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Shituation

1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail
Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation

Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation
by JRH2286 July 30, 2009
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shituation

A situation in which only dialogue that can vocalized is, "SHIT."
In other words, a very unfortunate and unpreferable situation to be in.
1) A: "Crap man, last night my girlfriend caught me in a threesome."
B: "Dude, you're in one hell of a shituation."

2) A: "My dear fellow, I just slew a many of elderly women mistakingly placing large quantities of vicodin within their servings of jello!"
B: "Thou oust within a shituaution."
by orangepuddin9807 May 21, 2010
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