scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017

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scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

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Scratch

Loose ends found in a bag of weed (marijuana), or the trimmings of the marijuana plant one can buy in large quantities for cheap. A local term native to Pittsburgh it is also known as “shake.”

“Hey man I heard Luke is going to get some scratch from that dealer.” “Do you mean shake?” “Fuck off scratch is a better name. Just tell them to buy me a 1/2 so I can smoke a bowl.”

by PghDM August 8, 2018

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A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018

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