scannywannyuwu

The types of person to want sex, dreams of sex, and talk about sex but when he finally gets the chance he fails to finish.

"don't be such a scannywannyuwu"

by Scandurralover9000 September 14, 2022

Scannersound

Usually used at minecraft/discord servers. a synonym for retard.

"omg he is such a scannersound"
"this fucking scannersound"
"dude I think this guy is a scannersound"

by Fernofrommars September 27, 2022

Scanners

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Holy shit man! That was crazy! That was awesome! That is insane! What the hell, I.... Is that what a "cronenberg" is? Like a reference to the director? That's crazy dawg wow! That contents of that movie that is on Hbo Max are insane!

Hym "Holy shit we're like a 'scanners'! We're like a Benjamin Pierce! Except not crazy! And not dead! And stronger than the main character!"

Iam "You my entire life, when people make reference to scanners, I have been conflating it with 'a scanner darkly' and I couldn't see what all the fuss was about but holy shit man! That was insane!"

Hym " 'A scanner darkly'!? I remember we thought 'What is the fucking point of all this' when we watched it."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 25, 2023

scannered

One's head feeling like it is about to blow up, as in the movie Scanners.

I would have stayed until the end of the concert but I almost scannered.

by MarcusGoldfinch October 24, 2023

Scanny Al

An Al that scans

wow who scanned this document its so well done

it was scanny al

by scanner69 November 6, 2023

Scanning Syndrome

When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.

His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome

by Crecinda613 February 7, 2025