Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.

(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.

by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Despite Clinton raising $112,000,000 , she's worried about a surging Sanders...

by Stressed-out Acton kid August 30, 2016

Sanders

A scratchy hand job

“It was a total sanders bro. Felt like I was getting a handjob from bernie’s mittens.”

by Byethen April 18, 2021

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Bill Clinton had a Surging Sanders during his presidency, which made his wife upset.

by Freude14 October 11, 2016

Sander

Sander is the type of guy that always brings joy to the room, he is most likely the funniest person you know and for a good reason, he just is. Sander is also a ladysman whit a big d!ck.

I love that guy, yeah he is such a Sander.

by /,/ November 22, 2021

Burnie Sanders

1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)

2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN

1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)

2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN

“When all else fails, me and Burnie Sanders always ready to ‘socialize’” (Bernie Sanders is viewed as the ‘socialist’ of the Democratic Party)

by Orrkl21 October 11, 2020