sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

sleep with shoes on

when you are so tired that you forget what you were doing at that time.

Man: wow i was so tired last night that i might have sleep with shoes on.

by walt45 April 2, 2011

go to sleep

euphemism for "die" or "drop dead".

"Go to sleep, bitch! Die, motherfucker, die! Time's up, bitch, close your eyes! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say close your eyes and go to sleep, bitch? Die, motherfucker, die! Bye bye motherfucker bye bye! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? Why? Die motherfucker HA HA HA!" -Eminem ft. DMX, Obie Trice ("Go to Sleep")

by Nick D March 17, 2003

sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

by Ray Orta November 7, 2006

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

Camel Sleep

When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.

“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”

by DumbassWho? June 9, 2019