skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

Galaxii skip

a dumb fuck who does dumb shit and is addicted to undertale

someone:eats a taco like a guitar
person:*confused face*
someone:sorry im pulling a Galaxii Skip

by Galaxii Skip June 8, 2019

Ad Skips

Defined as the way you can skip an ad. Example: In most mobile game ads there are small X buttons on the top right corner, this is how you skip the ad. Example 2: On youtube, ads will appear. Some ads are skippable but some aren't. Skippable ads can be skipped by waiting about 3-5 seconds then clicking the "Skip ad" button near the bottom right corner.

Person 1: "Hey check out this cool game I found
Person 2: "Its a cool game but there are way too many ads!"
Person 1: "Its a good thing that you can use the Ad Skips"
Person 2: "its still fucking annoying"

by NovyGG December 21, 2022

Skip Twins

Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.

chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!

megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market

chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!

by melonn May 24, 2010

National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck

Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day

by Djsihs December 8, 2019

Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.

"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"

by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024

skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018