Cishet Shuffle

The active avoidance of any topic that goes against heteronormativity or questions the efficacy of the nuclear family.

I corrected him on the pronouns he used for me but he did the cishet shuffle and changed the topic.

by Waterlamondra August 10, 2018

Sideways Shuffle

A dance you must enact in order to maneuver around the apparently deaf person that doesn't hear you say excuse me. This person must be sitting in a chair that is scooted all the way out to the wall, leaving less than half a foot to move through.

Damn, I had to do the sideways shuffle to get around that dumb bitch in physics class!

by Aflip February 4, 2010

Truffle shuffle

The act of a fat person shuffling their jelly rolls

“Do it chunk” “right now” chunk:(sigh)ok(jiggle jiggle)(truffle shuffle)

by The wise ninja May 24, 2018

methadonian shuffle

The swaying, unsteady walk practiced by most methadonians after getting their dose and other pills they take along with it. Most of these pills aren't prescribed. Often accompanied by feet dragging and mumbling incoherently, usually to someone that has since left the room at least 20 minutes ago.

Corey was doing the "methadonian shuffle" today; I tried to talk to her but I couldn't follow the conversation. Methadone methadonian heroin pills drug addict methadone barbie methadoner benzos

by cuddleworm July 28, 2012

Judas Shuffle

"Judas Shuffle" is a knock off of the phrase Cupid Shuffle. Except Judas Shuffle is used in negative reference to a person...

Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.

Or

Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.

1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.

2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.

I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.

by WarningIAMJAKe December 16, 2009

iPod Shuffle

Total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too

Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.

by DCMizzle April 27, 2007

trollin shuffle

So trolling is the act of intentionally purposefully provoking others on the internet usually in excess by typing insults or randomness.

To “troll shuffle” is to log onto a shuffling webcam site (stickam, chat roulette, etc) and to randomly type to people. With no real intention of conversation; simply to be annoying or awkward. The more awkward or obscene or random you are the stronger the Trollin shuffle is!

The ultimate goal of Trollin’ a shuffle is to get the look of complete disguest or lack of understanding face and then to be booted, nexted, kicked, or any other word describing the conversations end.

Suhamm sloshed : I am on Stickam in the Shuffle mode and just typing randomness to people.

SEAMOORE BUTTS: hahahahah
SEAMOORE BUTTS: wow
SEAMOORE BUTTS: youz just trollin shuffle aren't you suhamm?
suhamm sloshed: hahahahhahaahhaha
suhamm sloshed: is there such thing
Randy:There is now! (logs onto urbandictionary.com and creats this new phenom word)

by Randoni May 13, 2010