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Whippet and a shitty

When your high on laughing gas and make a Uturn. Pulling a shitty while on a whippet hight are almost entirely not thought through, last minute, and unplanned. It is likely that the person pulling this maneuver misgauges something and crashes their vehicle during the wippet and a shitty but a whippet and a shitty can also be stuck like a G where it is well executed. However, doing whippets and driving is extremely dangerous even a sober a single whippet can cause black out. Always pull over to take laughing gas if you have to do it in the vehicle at all.
Swim was on on his break while at work drove to the store to get some laughing gas canisters. On his way back he was using his GPS to find his way back. Swim was 35 seconds into a whippet when his GPS notified him he had to turn around as he didn’t realize the notification until a few seconds after the turn…. this is a a where the whippet and a shitty comes in…... It was a double lane so almost out of instinct having made similar maneuvers before he felt he could make this turn being in the right lane. And maybe he did have the room; however even though their was enough room he didn’t throw the wheel fast enough to turn/spin the vehicle enough to execute that type of turn at the 30mph he was going and as result he ran over a anchoring cable for a telephone pole and it sprung back into its natural position after the vehicles tire moved off/ and past it while at the same moment the fence he drove into stopped the vehicle. It was coincidently a fence belonging to a funeral home aswell!😂. No one was hurt this time but it was certainly a warning from the universe.
by Drug Charmander August 13, 2022
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Shitty good

When your life kinda sucks, but you're not dead or hooked on crack.
Alejandro: "Hey rice, how have you been buddy?"
Rice: "Eeehhh... I just got fired from work but the doc says I dont have colon cancer after all... Guess I'm doin' shitty good"
by Rice brocoin May 28, 2018
mugGet the Shitty goodmug.

Shitty buisness

When something really shitty happens like getting ripped off
jack i went to the store to buy some gas and the guy never gave me my change thats shitty buisness
by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009
mugGet the Shitty buisnessmug.

Dirty Shitty

a nickname for Jersey City( ghetto-ass city in N.J)
Yo man I'm from Dirty Shitty.
by portprincess September 16, 2006
mugGet the Dirty Shittymug.

Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015
mugGet the Shitty Australianmug.

shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
by Geigs33 June 13, 2018
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shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021
mugGet the shitty minestronemug.

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