Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking
"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"
by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008
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shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.
'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'
by Rex Parkin February 16, 2012
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nob shank

an insult used to people who are a general annoyance
stop stealing my chips you little nob shank
by deathznow September 12, 2006
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shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick
it would hurt to get shank wanked.
by Ice September 08, 2003
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Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.
Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.
by JenGoneau January 03, 2009
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University Shank.

A Popular term coined after a fatal stabbing of a student at University High school, in Central Florida. The term University Shank is usually used in a joking manner between friends. The Term is used in conjunction with a Jabbing motion, to indicate the stabbing.
Friend 1 Dude you were so blazed last night, you made a fool of yourself
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
Friend 1 Dude thats no funny, a kid got killed
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
by meaninglessblob November 26, 2006
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Shank a skank

To stab a grosty beeotch with an improvised object other than a knife. Such objects may include pencils, forks, nigger knives, (ECT.)
Person 1: What a grosty beeoch!
Person 2: Yeah, seriously, Shank a skank!
by A pimp named Kyle January 14, 2008
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