the black phone screen

referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.

“what happened to josiah?”

“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”

by OgRosez July 4, 2022

Screen-life balance

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.

I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.

"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"

by briefcase with a fanny pack May 4, 2022

Blue Screen of Death

When your computer is really messed up, the Blue Screen of Death tells you.

On the BSoD it shows the reason why your computer stopped, generally, you have no idea what it means.

Some BSoD reasons include:

Page_Fault_In_Nonpaged_Area (whatever that means)
Mult_IRP_Complete_Requests (???)
Memory_Management (that sounds bad...)
also some .exe files cause the BSoD

your computer could be ok, or it could be dead, good luck

the default background for windows is blue for a reason, dam blue screen of death

by idon'tknow1111 July 10, 2010

Roblox Screen Recorder

A shitty recorder with low fps and way too overused.

Get a screen recorder! Not this roblox screen recorder crap!

by heyonow October 30, 2018

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kaleb Daleszak October 27, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Something that happens after every half hour on a Microsoft Windows 98 or lower. Get an XP, dorks!

That's my 129th BSOD today and counting...

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003