San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

San fransisco slot machine by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

San Fransisco Lumber Jack 

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.

Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

San Fransisco Lumber Jack by craigward December 16, 2007

San Franciscan Wank

A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.

At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.

San Franciscan Wank by Turbo Mayonaise December 29, 2010

San Fransisco Point and Sniff

When two uncircumcised men put their finger inside the others' foreskin and then smell them upon withdrawal.

When I walked in the room and smelled aged Gouda I knew Bryan and his buddy had been doing the San Fransisco point and sniff.

San Fransisco Point and Sniff by inaudibleaudible August 25, 2010

san fransiscoing 

Taking a shit in public like an animal

Guy 1: Jeff got so drunk he started San Fransiscoing in the street.
Guy 2: So he took a dump?
Guy 1: Hell yeah he did

san fransiscoing by DaEif December 2, 2019

San Franciscan Squeeze 

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.

Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.

San Franciscan Squeeze by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021

San Fransisco 

An oasis for crack and homeless people.

"Man, I'm sure glad I don't live in San Fransisco!"

San Fransisco by Horseman88 July 31, 2023