Colbert Sandwich

(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.

1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!

2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.

3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.

by steviebuns69 March 31, 2010

Mallow Sandwich

When you ejaculate between someone’s pillow and the pillow case.

I did a mallow sandwich in Eric’s pillow at the party last night.

by Nursejake January 3, 2021

The sandwich press

During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee March 31, 2009

Whipping that sandwich

Normally used by taxi drivers driving through the streets

Is work any good bill ? Yeah I’ve been whipping that sandwich

by Tommy da flutes June 13, 2018

Sandwich Slave

The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.

Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

sandwich clamps

A set of clamping mechanisms made of flesh and bone.

What tool do I use to remove this component? Use your "Sandwich Clamps" and pull it out.

by anonymous0666 January 11, 2008