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six pump rule

The rule which states, as long as it was under 6 thrusts, it doesn't count as sex.
"Woah Jimmy, I'm not ready for sex so keep it under six pumps! Remember the six pump rule"

"Did you take her virginity?" "Nah man, it was only five pumps! Stupid six pump rule!"
by bloom_luv November 4, 2013
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Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.
In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.
by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010
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Rule 34 of Music

There is a techno remix of it. No exceptions. To see in effect, search for "_____ techno remix" in youtube.
What has Rule 34 of Music produced?

Oompa Loompa song? Yup.
Bill Nye theme? Yup.
Vuvuzelas? Yup.
Celine Dion? Yup.
by ArsenalFC4life July 9, 2010
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Nigger Rules

An alternate set of rules that may be used to play beer pong.
When playing using nigger rules, each team sets up their cups. Then, the team that has the biggest nigger automatically wins. The losers must then drink all of the beer on the table, followed by three shots of vodka. If the losing team bitches out and does not drink the beer or the vodka, they are declared niggers and cannot play for the rest of the night.
Jimmy - "Dude how did you get so fucked playing Bp last night?"

Morton - "We were playing nigger rules."

Jimmy - "Get raped."
by Hugh_ _Jass March 7, 2010
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The Elokobi Rule

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.
by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010
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Rule 423

Every fictional character is bisexual until proven otherwise.
"I'm sure that he's gay."
"Rule 423 says otherwise."
by Shadow Industry July 9, 2011
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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