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ROBLOX

A game that small 8 year old children like to fuck on and report 17 year olds for breaking the rules when nothing happens. Kids also waste money on robux to by some weird shit from the catolog that make them think they are cool.
Example 1

8 year old boy: Oh boy I can't wait to f*ck on ROBLOX!
8 year old girl: ABC for a girlfriend
8 year old boy: *gets boner* ABC
*Moments later*

They have sex in the girls apartment and later the girl breaks up with the boy and the whole thing happens all over again

Example 2

Me: *dies* sh*t
8 year old: YOU SAID A BAD WORD IM REPORTING YOU!
*Gets reported by a bunch of small 7 and 8 year olds*

*Moments later*

ROBLOX: *Receives a report*

8 year old kids report:

"ThEy sAiD a nO nO wOrD BaN tHeM nOw >:("

ROBLOX: Nothing wrong here!

*About a day or two later*

Me: *is not banned*

Little 8 year olds: BUT WE REPORTED YOU THIS ISNT FAIR U CHEATED >:(
by bL0BbY BiTcH December 30, 2018
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ROBLOX

Guy: Hey Jimmy, wanna play ROBLOX?

Jimmy: You seriously play that autistic lego copy?
by thisismyhandledealwithit October 31, 2019
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roblox

a game where a bunch of 8 years olds swear for the first time and 5 years olds have sex
7 year old on roblox: fuk you bech you bully
by poopeatpoopy9264 September 27, 2019
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roblox

a game that consists of multiple players in a server
i played roblox yesterday
by blockbirdd December 9, 2019
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roblox

A game where 4-14 year olds named kahlil497 and autumnpotato765 oof each other and succ
Slaya666: OH YEAH oof ME HARDER

HUCKLEBERREANO123456789: OH YEAH
A2NNI45E;roblox is gayyy
by ur mom96 October 26, 2018
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ROBLOX

A game made in 2005.
Naturally, parents and media ruined the game, and the company had to make it more kid friendly. For example, Profiles set to >13 now block violent games.
Also, the chat filter is now an AI, so it will censor even the most random shit for no reason. This makes it much more difficult to state something, because it will not let you finish the sentence unless you say something else.
"I'm gonna go play some Roblox."
"Roblox is gay now though"
"What? No."
Back in my day, we had Build to Survive the Zombies. Ever since very advanced and somehow popular games, such as Meepcity came out, Roblox turned to shit because retarded people thought the entire Roblox community was just pedophiles.
by Gays of Iran September 16, 2018
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roblox

the game that is so addictive that i started calling my friends by their usernames
me: hey khbff! meet me in adopt me roblox can?
me: hey jgamer! can play sharkbite together?
by hhstar moonlight May 28, 2020
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