readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

by Fatty McButterpants December 12, 2007

retarded bitch

A stupid person.

That woman in the 4 runner in front of us is stopped in the middle of the road, is she a retarded bitch?

by Ishareanonymously June 30, 2016

Rarded

Another word for retard usually used by middle schoolers so they don't get in trouble for saying retard

You rarded boy.

by Blackburn409 May 29, 2018

fu'rtarded

Adj.: A contraction used to describe something which is fucking retarded. It is pronounced fer-tarded.

Brian: "It's like Willy Wonken's chocolate factory in there."
Chris: "You're fu'rtarded."

by Chris Dean December 29, 2006

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris September 9, 2005

Socially Retarded Person

Somebody who has no friends and does not socialise very well with the outside world

Look at Elaina man, she's suck a fucking neek

by Dai Sayer September 10, 2005

retarded fish frog

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

by dickbagpadildo October 1, 2008