retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retarded

The person who just looked for this word in Urban Dictionary.

If ure readin' dis u retarded

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

Retard

Slow in the brain.

See that person over there? He is a retard, he doesn't know how to do maths.

by MadJJH1Z1434 January 29, 2018

Retard

Anybody that searched for the word "Retard" on urban dictionary

1-Yo i saw a retard!
2-Really?
3-Yeah , he was trying to find the meaning of "Retard" on urban dictionary!

by Turturu November 20, 2020

Retard

Jack

Jack is a retard

by CHRISTOPHERSON123 April 28, 2017

retard

Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.

GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!

by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018