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Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011
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on a real note

real note is like the truth; no more games. complete honesty.

on a real note is like saying can we be honest for a minute
A; can we talk on a real note?

B; yeah what’s going on?
by cruel_skies May 30, 2022
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Spittin the real

Don't be mad at me bro! I'm just "spittin the real"!
by Why.wouldn't.I May 5, 2021
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fo' real?

heaven on earth; incredible; almost impossible to believe; Amsterdam
Hey Trey-
Did you hear the Dutch will be placing a ban on cigarette smoking in July 2008? It's the "No smoking allowed, unless it's marijuana" law.
Trey - fo' real?
by krischicki June 30, 2008
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Shit is real

A term used to describe a situation where a lot of shit or bad things happen.
"Dude, I just got rejected by this hot girl her, and her friends won't talk to me anymore,"

"Wow man, shit is real!"
by SixSixSheep October 1, 2009
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Real Nigga

The friend that will bring you toilet paper when needed, weed when you want it, and girls/beer to a party
by Webster,Maxiamm March 18, 2016
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fo real

A phrase:
A) to ask if one is serious
B) to agree with
Meaning A:
K: Shorty was backing out of the driveway and ran over my foot with her car!
P: Fo real?

Meaning B:
K: Man, Shorty sure do look fine in that dress!
C: Fo real!
by Merriweather July 15, 2006
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