Qualitaristic

To define a quality and characteristic of an individual, person, place, time, setting, set, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

"Well that's just one of the qualitaristics of your friends...they're good people."

by GelCap203 August 6, 2006

Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.

Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.

by GloriousC May 4, 2011

Quail

Nothing to do with the bird, a quail is a generally lame or incompetent individual who is put into a low group by more powerful people. When called a quail, the person should generally feel bad, considering that it represents a disliked type of people.
Also, quails eat excessive amounts of food at their ginger friends house.

Abby: Carsten, you're a quail! You eat all of our food!
Carsten: No you are, meany!
Abby: Don't argue with me, quail-peasant.
Carsten: *sobs* Fine.....

by ArandomGinja July 23, 2013

Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013

quagile

To be quick and agile at the same time

Guy1: have you seen that Richard Sherman

Guy2: ya that guy is the most quagile in the NFL

by Moistdaddy May 16, 2014

3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.

My girlfriend, PAM, is 3 hole qualified.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017

National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!

Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."

by MPS208 March 27, 2023