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Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.
Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.
by Max Pop December 3, 2023
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putting

Let's go putting
by putting December 3, 2023
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a nice and long sentence to charm someone
you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)
by elixcr December 12, 2023
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puntiggle

Puntiggle, or Puntiggling, is a unique way to make salmon. The two objects you need to have to be able to puntiggle is a salmon and an electric eel. The first step to puntiggling is to grab the salmon and milk it. From this you will get fresh salmon eggs and salmon sperm. When you have a gallon of salmon sperm and 400 salmon eggs, you mix them together. Now, after you’ve completed the first step, you put the electric eel into the penis hope of the salmon. This cause the electric eel to go crazy and fry the inside of the salmon. Then you pour the salmon eggs and salmon sperm mix (Xabloo) onto the salmon. Then cook this combination in the microwave for 13 minutes. And finally, eat.
Hey bro you want to puntiggling to night.”
“Man, for some reason I just want to puntiggle.”
by certifiedbucket03 December 5, 2024
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Putting the boots on

''Owen isn't putting the boots on with her.''
by iforgotwhich10 February 6, 2024
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Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
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Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip
1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.
by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024
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