twisted productivity

the situation of quitting the task you are working on (often without realizing it) and beginning another task (mostly due to the lack of concentration) with intense focus, devoting a lot of time to it, and somehow being great at it. (mostly experienced among people with ADHD)

Twisted productivity is very common among people with ADHD.

by vocabularynerd December 23, 2023

Stop reviewing your own product

A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.

A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.

B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining

by Person 69420 April 3, 2025

Waste product

Someone who is useless due to the habitual consumption of drugs and/or alcohol.

Bob is such a waste product, he can’t hold down a job because he’s always wasted.

by Brooklyn88 August 18, 2024

Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.

We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product

by Joe cain September 18, 2023

Production throttling

Restricting a process or job in a particular way that makes it less efficient and of lesser quality.

The job site supervisor was really into production throttling. It took twice as long and came out terrible.

The office manager was terrible at logistics and quality control. All the paperwork was filed in the wrong order and had to be refiled.

The government agency wanted to increase quality through regulation and control, but really accomplished nothing but production throttling.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

Porchlight productions

The most amazing place in the world; a safe haven

Dam, I was so stressed until I went to porchlight productions!

by Theallknowingburrito June 6, 2022

Cousin Productions

Cousins Production is an anime weeb located on Youtube. He definitely hates his fans and he doesnt know how to run a server. I think he has a crush on naruto even though he is a boy and he owns france i think. He makes nicely edited tutorials on youtube which take 5 hours to be sent out. P.S. He is 3 Years Old.

Billy: Hey Cousin Productions!
Cousins: Hey Billy!
Billy: What will your next video be about?
Cousins: Why 3 year olds should be able to watch anime.
Billy: I'm unsubscribing.

by Person Impersonator February 23, 2021