Furry potato

A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.

That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.

by LittleByrd July 3, 2019

Shit Potato

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.

After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.

by mctuggin April 8, 2010

hairy potato

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

by ballrub June 20, 2009

Potato (Gaming)

A person who has bad aim in a video game. The word "Potato" can be used as a Noun or Verb. The use of the word "Potato" with this purpose and context is most often used by Toxic Gamers within the Game's community. (Toxic Gamers)

Potato (Gaming) e.g. That bot is an absolute potato

by Your Boy the pseudonym September 9, 2019

Tomato Potato

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.

Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.

by LicoNico December 7, 2010

Snatching Potato

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

by jacksbackbaby August 21, 2007

kawaii potato

The most adorable and fabulous thing you will ever meet. Everyone loves them. You should too, if you plan on staying fabulous.

I am feeling sad. I think I will hug this kawaii potato because I am fabulous and it will make be feel even more so.

by FabulousKawaiiPotatoUnicorn December 16, 2014