Poopsicle

1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.

2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.

3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.

1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.

2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.

by Prpldrnk June 28, 2009

poopi

A term of endearment for a boyfriend. Works best with girls who love the word "poo". A more masculine name than stinki.

Guy: I love you stinki!
Girl: I love you too poopi! We're so rabu rabu!

by poopi September 19, 2006

pooping

Peeping
On
Other
People

Man 1: This DnD game is so fun.
Man 3: *Loud Breathing*
Man 2:What was that?
Man 1: Michael, stop pooping!

by Doodle McDoodle May 12, 2008

Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.

Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.

by McPoopdic34 February 28, 2009

Poopie

Taking a selfie while taking a poop.

Hey Paul I'm coming to your house now, but first..... Let me take a POOPIE.

JOHNNY WAS HERE. Then he took a POOPIE and left. He posted it on Facebook.

by iplaynaked May 25, 2014

oopie-poopie

A game largely played by suburban youths which includes several young boys or girls standing in a circle. When the whistle is blown indicating that the game has begun, each person defecates on the ground. The person who defecates the smallest is then obligated to roll around in everyone elses feces while the rest of the group screams "OOPIE-POOPIE!!!"

That was really a sloppy game of OOPIE-POOPIE we played last weekend after eating at taco bell; I really feel bad for dan.

by Sir Eric of Lanington August 4, 2007

poopsicle

a more appropriate term for "shit", "damn", "crap" or "fuck" usually said when upset or frusterated.

Poopsicles, I forgot what i was going to say...

by mmmyyrraa October 18, 2010