Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

poofter

see also 'Hillsy'

That poofter is such a HILLSY!

by Kevin Rowland August 8, 2003

Poofties

A decade of old fashioned music from the twentieth century, generally not listened to by a young age group.
Derogatary towards the form of music, not necessarily referring to the listener's sexuality.

Brother: *Listening to jazz music*
Sister: Why are you listening to songs from the poofties?
Brother: It's jazz.
Sister: More like jizz.

by Saaaaamsamsam February 17, 2010

Poontang

go damn it, it's not that hard... gotta get that poon son bit, pussy motherfucker!

Let me get all up in that poontang sweetie, don't worry, it's all good.

by egojones October 10, 2008

Poontakinte

An African poon person. Like Kunta Kinte from Roots.

Shut the hell up poontakinte!!!!

by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004

poofter

One who is iGnome

Ignome your such a fucking poofter

by jewb May 4, 2003

Pooptang

An american expression generally used by males when in need of some pussy

Also can be used to describe highly attractive females.

I really need to get me some pooptang

That is some high glass pooptang

by The Utility Belt March 9, 2009