gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

by 23dmdn January 20, 2023

thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains

Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.

Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.

by Welder69 December 20, 2023

The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024

Poisoning the algorithm

When you like a specific part of something that's not a normal interest, so you add it into your set, then the system gives results that aren't exactly your cup of tea.

I really like this one song by insert band name you don't normally like, but I hope it won't end up poisoning the algorithm.

by Sakuraia April 12, 2023

Poison

Speaking of this...

Hym "Speaking of poison... It looks like Christianity is on the decline and I have successfully poisoned the book demon... Great job me! I claim this victory in the name of me. I'd like to thank me and the other me's for being me and doing what I canst do the least... Which is: Always a good job and never a bad. (That's a reference to one of the greatest things ever... Do you recognize it with your feeble monkey brains? I doubt it.. You don't know any of the stuff I know... Cus your brains are dumb...) Alright. That is all. I'm going to go give myself a round of applause... With one hand... A one handed round of applause... Masterbate... I'm going to go masterbate..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023