poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
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Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.
All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.
by Harmony1812 September 05, 2019
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Poison Ivy

What the nerd boy in IT complains about being everywhere when they’re going to look for one of the other boys missing brother
He’s so over sensitive like there’s not Poison Ivy everywhere
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
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Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.
I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.
by Bbl master February 23, 2024
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Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.
My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning
by ciaragoldin July 05, 2018
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Poison for the pain

The act of watching romantic movies to get over a loved one or the pain of being alone.
"Damm im having a shitty week because of Her, well, little Poison for the pain and ill be ok"
by MursuTheMan February 13, 2012
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The dose makes the poison

Everything in the world is harmful if in large amounts, and this includes all-natural fruits, water, etc. , because the dose (amount) makes the poison (lethal).
Ad: "No artificial sweeteners, all-natural! Detox drink"
Me: "The dose makes the poison, do you know that everything can be toxic?"
by chemguide August 12, 2019
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