youtube paradox 

A YouTube paradox is when a very large number of users' accounts are deleted, causing YouTube to practically reset itself to when it was first on the internet.

person 1: "Why are there so few users on here these days?"
Person 2: "There was a youtube paradox the other day. A lot of fake spamming accounts were removed because there were tons of complaints".

youtube paradox by ................... August 13, 2007

Jonas paradox 

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.

"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two

Jonas paradox by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013

The hater Paradox 

The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012

Hey man did you hear, the hater paradox has been proven by einstiens ghost!

The hater Paradox by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010

Peter's paradox 

The Peter paradox was coined when trying to explain how a person could simultaneously be incredible nice but also a massive dick. It is believed the occurrence of the Peter paradox is caused by a form of cognitive dissonance, brought on my long term emotional turmoil and misuse of alcohol. The term was named after the subject of the initial discussion, Peter.

"Jane was so supportive when me and Tom broke up, but now she wont stop making fun of me for going out with the jerk."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."

Peter's paradox by Kim41 August 18, 2013

time paradox 

like your stuck in time. time goes nowhere

Its like were stuck in a fucking time paradox where neither our wisdom or your virginity will ever escape

time paradox by trife August 17, 2006

Krudt Paradox 

A handsome guy who only hooks up with whales

Did you see him leave with that girl last night? I dont understand why such a good looking guy would settle for such a grenade! It's such a Krudt Paradox!!

Krudt Paradox by AKL111 March 18, 2014

obesity paradox 

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.

10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.

obesity paradox by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018