Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

flower pants

pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips

I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.

by daawood April 10, 2011

Drunky Pants

The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.

"Dude, I'm SOOOOO drunky pants right now!"

by NayFace May 5, 2010

birthday pants

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste

"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"

by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009

Trump Pants

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.

Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.

by RBAK October 13, 2016

Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

Schrödinger Pants

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.

The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.

by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018