someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.
if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
by k-dizzski October 12, 2006
Get the cooter pancakemug. When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
by 13en Warner September 15, 2011
Get the Pancake abortionmug. When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.
by IKnowThingsAboutYou September 12, 2011
Get the pancake breakfastmug. by yours tru-lie tha saint November 5, 2007
Get the pancake facemug. by Dillon Alexander November 11, 2008
Get the makin' pancakesmug. by Chris doo doo head October 23, 2018
Get the Stacked Pancakemug. by pancakepenis January 29, 2015
Get the drippy pancakemug.