paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.
by The only skibidi goat January 26, 2025
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Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.
Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!
by Grinner74 October 19, 2011
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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Patrol The North

Walking around the north side making sure there is no sukkas.
I’m going to go Patrol The North just like Ben taught me.
by dorrity December 24, 2024
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Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.
“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone”

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”
by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018
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Paul's patrol

A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect
wait is that a nonce cave, dont worry Paul's patrol are already their in their GB kits
by nonce hunter October 08, 2019
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Moth patrol

A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.
Dude, call the moth patrol, that suckers huge!
by Askme1000 June 24, 2017
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