Pumpkin Chunkin 

The act of having a sexual act "doggy style" and then putting a hollowed out pumpkin on the recipient of the "doggy style". Then once the recipient looks like that sleepy hallow dude, one humps the monster through a wall. Thus the pumpkin chunk.

Browski #1: Dude its halloween are you gonna bone that chick.
Browski #2: Ya bro, im totally gonna be pumpkin chunkin that whore tonight
Browski #3: Poop Dick bro Poop Dick.

Pumpkin Chunkin by The Douche Rocketier November 28, 2010

pumpkin seed 

Any man under 5'8" with an orangish skin tone, usually of Brazilian descent.

"See you later, pumpkin seed!"

pumpkin seed by Melba "Spanky" Toast July 30, 2008

pumpkin moose

a fat dick

yo rick has a pumpkin moose

pumpkin moose by jenniifffaaa August 17, 2008

Pumpkin Noodle 

A pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends ass and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.

"Dude, las night Jessica and I had the breast pumpkin noodles, and I got to sign her chest."

Pumpkin Noodle by The NoodleMystero September 4, 2013

pumpkin puppy 

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.

andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more

pumpkin puppy by The Fuss December 5, 2007

pumpkin steamer 

When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!

pumpkin steamer by buttsonparade October 24, 2017

Pumpkin'd 

Overly incompetent, arrogant, ignorant douchebag gets what has been coming to him for years, leaving his wing-slinging Hooter’s waitress of a mistress behind. The masses celebrate. All is right with the world.

Dude, did you hear? Bill just got Pumpkin'd!

Pumpkin'd by All the girls he loved, before! January 14, 2008