"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."
"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009

Physical poison typically causes great pain and illness or depending on case death.
Emotional poison comes from a toxic person who you spend lots of time around or may have an emotional attachment to
Emotional poison comes from a toxic person who you spend lots of time around or may have an emotional attachment to
I think I there must of been poison in that taco, I've had a stomach ache.
Though I loved her, it was like trying to breath when she kept trying to drown me.
Though I loved her, it was like trying to breath when she kept trying to drown me.
by imsoawesome1102 April 18, 2018

the "act" of helping the male remove it's DNA containing fluid , driving it absolutely CRAZY!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
she was enthusiastically trying to grind the poison out of him
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
by michael foolsley April 17, 2024

by 6d9 July 21, 2020

by Willow_The_Weird June 11, 2020

Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.
Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.
What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.
What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
by partyevenharder June 8, 2011

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024
