He is my little puppy king.
by marvelgirl July 12, 2008
by Da_Evil_Doggo May 09, 2018
A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
by static nightmare November 17, 2011
A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 05, 2010
Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!
by nubreed1980 April 05, 2010
by olivia.lakree December 03, 2020
When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.
by Carriyo October 17, 2008