Nonce

Slang for paedophile.

WillNE is a nonce

by RedWillNE November 12, 2018

Nonce

Adam, the kiddy fiddler

Wow Jimmy Savile is such a Nonce

by Gunsmoke November 16, 2018

Nonce

A derogatory term for a sex offender

That Peter Brown kid is a right nonce

by Wagwan 619 November 22, 2018

Nonce

Your Dad
Or Harry

"Your Dads a right Nonce"
"That fat Elfs a Nonce"

by John.Joe November 26, 2018

Nonce

Luke wilcox

That guys a nonce he’s a Luke wilcox

by Suzie shepard November 26, 2018

Noncestalgic

In the face of Operation Yewtree and other similar investigations, many 70's, 80's and 90's childhood memories are tainted by the presences of nonces and sex offenders such as Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. Thus, instead of being nostalgic for Top of the Pops hosted by Jimmy Savile, you're noncestalgic.

Person A: I'm so noncestalgic for Gary Glitter's music.

by essyjizzenburger December 4, 2018

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018