Ladies: beware this man. He is the Devil. He will lure you in with deep expressions of love, only to drop you in an instant with no explanation. He will not only break your heart, he'll spit on it, do an Irish jig on top of it, toss it in a blender and hit "purée." He'll treat you like a prostitute and disrespect you. He'll try to control you. He will never be able to give you unconditional love. Do NOT trust him! His intentions are not evil, but his heart is shrouded in darkness and can't accept love. He's a lost cause. If you meet a Noah, run gurl!
by Lululemonade September 19, 2014
Get the Noahmug. Noah is sexy.
by noahmoneykiller February 14, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Pulling a Noah is when you converse with another individual and are slowly connecting with one another in a romantic atmosphere, only to ruin by a very un-amusing or inappropriate statement. Forcing the receiving individual to back away slowly in disgust and fear.
One can tell when another has recently pulled a Noah when it is, but not limited to;
-Denial that it ever happened when talked about
- sudden burst of rage
- Bargaining or pleading the individual to come back,
-Crying
-And lastly, acceptance that this will constantly happen.
Whenever one makes contact who pulled a Noah, contact the nearest bartender and/or call his mom to pick him up.
One can tell when another has recently pulled a Noah when it is, but not limited to;
-Denial that it ever happened when talked about
- sudden burst of rage
- Bargaining or pleading the individual to come back,
-Crying
-And lastly, acceptance that this will constantly happen.
Whenever one makes contact who pulled a Noah, contact the nearest bartender and/or call his mom to pick him up.
"Bro, I saw you pull that complete Noah"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Shut the hell up and get away from my face."
"I don't know what you're talking about. Shut the hell up and get away from my face."
by Quality Content February 16, 2018
Get the Noahmug. He is desperate for a girl.He sends nudes and can be very annoying.He is also a motherfucing nigga ass dick
by skinless penis September 20, 2017
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a kid who may have adhd and brain damage... he is so stupid 5 of your brain cells die everytime you speak to him. he also calls indians terrorists.
by K00LK1DKLUB June 26, 2017
Get the Noahmug. Girl: Happy Birthday!
Noah: Today's your birthday?
Girl: OMG, yeah you didn't remember?
Noah: Oh I did, I just don't want to say happy birthday to you
Girl: WHAT A DICK
Noah: Today's your birthday?
Girl: OMG, yeah you didn't remember?
Noah: Oh I did, I just don't want to say happy birthday to you
Girl: WHAT A DICK
by ___awesome___ December 19, 2016
Get the Noahmug.