well thanks mama

When you thank mama

Mother: I just pooped on your pillow

Son: well thanks mama

by April 26, 2022

thank you note

A formal receipt for the piece or garbage you just received

"Yeah I hated that gift, it was terrible and meaningless, but I had to write a thank you note regardless"

by Jonnyboy99 December 15, 2013

Thank you, Miss USA

When someone doesn't know the answer to a simple question. (Recently, 50% of the Miss USA contestants didn't know who the Vice-President of the USA is.)

"Dude, what time is it?"
"Duh, I don't know, man."
"Thank you, Miss USA."

by regsixer June 10, 2012

San Diego thank you

To kiss someone while there taking a shit.

My wife left for work while I was taking my morning duce. So she had to give me the old San Diego thank you.

by chubby chaser 69 April 19, 2010

okay thank you goodbye

what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy

mike: kthxbi
me: kthxbi
emily: i hate kthxbi. it's soo trendy
mike: i use it a lot
emily: i know.
emily: alright i gtg. okay thank you goodbye
mike: what the fuck.
andy: GUYS!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

San Francisco thank you

Sucking someone's cock whole they're taking a shit

Man 1"Hey, you do anything with Emily?"
Man 2"Yeah, she gave me a San Francisco thank you"

by Norpy August 12, 2017

thanks for letting us know

Typical Facebook's response for any report of a post that is actually offensive, but FB doesn't take any action and gives you their standard templated response and snubbing your efforts to keep FB clean.

Joe: Yo FB, this dude just posted a porno and an offensive racist comment
FB: Thanks for letting us know about this. We looked over the comment, and though it doesn't go against one of our specific Community Standards, you did the right thing by letting us know about it. We understand that it may still be offensive or distasteful to you.
Joe: FUCK YOU ZUCK! Don't fucking tfluk me bitch!

by cuckerberg June 25, 2017