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Walmart Manager: Hey you! We have received multiple complaints of Koolaid Packets missing from Lucnhables. I demand an answer now!
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
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Person 2: Oh that's just Nikola being his usual self
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boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikolas was headin' out today.
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
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