Neonwoozism

The lifestyle choice of thinking about Woozi’s cute and demure neon pink boxers at all times. It involves chaotic mental imagery and zero shame, often accompanied by random squeals, dramatic flailing, and the uncontrollable urge to tell absolutely no one about your suffering. Those who experience NeonWoozism may find themselves mentally replaying the moment Woozi revealed them, questioning reality and personal life choices, and experiencing sudden, inexplicable heart palpitations. They might laugh, cry, or scream all at the same time, while simultaneously fantasizing about how neon pink can possibly be this chaotic yet adorable. (only real carats fw ts)

“Can’t focus on school. Neon pink boxers keep invading my thoughts. Neonwoozism is real.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

more neony

A brighter neon

That sign is more neony than the others

by Cowboy2255 December 15, 2017

Secret Neons

On adopt me roblox a secret neon is a pet that doesn’t have the neon or fly or ride sign but when you equip it it turns into a neon. These are very rare and hard to get. People trade visible mega neon giraffes and adds for them, but there are no secret neon legendary pets, only starfish can be secret neons and only about 159 people have these secret neon pets.

Person 1: Hey dude! I just got two secret neons starfish!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!

by NewFissy November 7, 2020

Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023