When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 April 25, 2018
Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
by LilThiccDiccNicc November 18, 2019
by lunabareater December 13, 2017
Ice hockey terminology; when a hockey player is on a team's active roster and perfectly healthy but for whatever reason the coach decides not to put them in the lineup for a game
"Is Ryan Reaves playing tonight?"
"No, tonight Reaves will be on nacho duty for his 18th consecutive game."
"No, tonight Reaves will be on nacho duty for his 18th consecutive game."
by WeS.CiDeR June 11, 2022
A common phrase used by folk who ask unsuspecting victims if they have "reheated Theirence's nachos dory". "Theirence" is a common known nickname for Terence's, Janine Butcher's Lhasa Apso dog who appeared in the BBC One soap opera EastEnders between 2001 and 2009. The act of "reheating nachos" is to take inspiration or copy somebody who has done something before. "Dory" is a mispronunciation of the word "dorl" by Sandra Martin from Gogglebox on a TikTok live in which she was asked if she'd had a mug of Mellow Birds today dorl, but she read it as dory. Therefore the phrase "Theirence's nachos dory" is a very complicated, but very effective expression.
Have you reheated Theirence's nachos dory?
What?
What?
by Debbie Hanna June 19, 2025
by Mrthumper17 June 21, 2018