Mormon Party

A party which is considered normal until one person invites many unknown friends, who show up unbeknownst to the host, and were not invited either for a reason or shouldn't have been invited in the first place.

Dammit, David just made our pre-game party into a Mormon Party! Next time we drink at his place... upper deck!

by thypalsh October 30, 2008

The book of Mormon

A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.

Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?

Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!

Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.

Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...

by SevereveS December 3, 2010

Jack Mormon

A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.

Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.

by BigDude828 August 10, 2018

The Mormon Effect

When you say something that you know will piss your woman off but you say it anyway.

Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !

by Roarbear May 29, 2018

Mormon the Frog

A mystical creature that gives you minecraft superpowers

Holy shit thank you Mormon the Frog for helping me win ranked skywars

by bobrossfan March 21, 2019

mormon nice

1. A nice person who is excessively nice or awkwardly nice in a way that might make someone else feel like something is wrong.

2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.

(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)

He takes nice to the next level, he’s Mormon nice.

by xwave800 December 18, 2019

Mormon Food

The food that Mormons eat.

Yo did you see Tyler and his family eating that Mormon Food.

by Yoshi23805 June 29, 2017