by summiebummie February 24, 2023
Get the Montana Hot Pocketmug. Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
Get the Montana Carwashmug. Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.
by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020
Get the Montanamug. by solmh August 15, 2018
Get the Hannah Montanamug. Sonic Boom was made in 2014 just so Cartoon Network can Hannah Montana every real Sonic fan in the gaming industry.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
Get the Hannah Montanamug. by Definitely not vipr October 12, 2022
Get the Montanamug. When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022
Get the Montana crank startermug.