D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Mitch Milani

A Patriots fan that never gives reasonable takes. From Edelman HOF to Mac Jones>Trevor Lawrence, this legendary clown says it all.

Hey, that was a very Mitch Milani take

by TheOnlyBengalsFan May 30, 2021

mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and aston!

by astmitch August 6, 2012

Mitch

Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch

Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Mitch

An unsuccessful comb over.

The mitch he's got going on is sad.

by derice gustine September 29, 2021

Mitch

The most lit kid in middle school. HOOOOOOOOOT🔥 Lovely, nice, and caring. But his brain doesn't work so much.

Hey look at John he is such a Mitch.

by JkLOLS122 February 8, 2017

Mitch

Mitch - better then Matt/Matthew in every possible way.

Just saying. If it’s on urban dictionary it’s true remember

Matthew had a good game, but Mitch was better

by Matthasa1inchdick October 3, 2022