Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one

-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen

by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011

Mexican Campfire

Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.

Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.

by G$G September 2, 2019

mexican cuddling

Like normal cuddling, but you add in a mix of anal, shocker moves, and doggy!

My girl from Cleveland loves Mexican cuddling!

by BigRub February 21, 2018

Mexican Butterfly

When you "finish" in a girl's eyelashes

Yeah, he gave me the Mexican Butterfly, but I secretly liked it.

by AustinSmith53 October 26, 2015

Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.

We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010

mexican playground

The toy section at goodwill.

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."

by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014

Mexican Snowball

When one person, mainly a Latina, spits raw cocaine into a cholo's nose.

Damn, did you just see Catalina give a Mexican Snowball to Juarez?

by Sherlock Holmeslice October 8, 2015