marshall melancon

a damn shmexy man that's big and fluffy

hey there's that kid marshall Melancon, man he's so shmexy

by Cjcudhwfjuvd May 31, 2018

The Melandri

A sloth like lady who generally comes from Russi but migrates to Paris. Known for the large eating capacity of pasta and kinder surprises, they are often known to leave cupboards open and play golf for large periods whilst using the toilet

How long does it take to use the bathroom? “The must be doing the Melandri”

by The cdawg October 23, 2020

Joe Melanie

Dancer and influencer
Born 30th may 2006

I am joe Melanie.

by anonymous January 21, 2021

pixar melancholy

that empty feeling you get when watching an animated movie knowing full well you'll never have a character-defining adventure with a wacky but well-meaning sidekick that ends happily

"hey man did you like the mario movie"
"yeah bro it was pretty good but i got mad pixar melancholy from it. like i just felt bad afterwards."

by milkconsumer April 12, 2023

Caleb and Melanie

The ship that will never sink.

Also known as this ship will always float.

Caleb and Melanie is a better love story than Twilight!

by Seicks March 25, 2018

Let it Melanate

To embrace your melanin, and the color of your skin.

Be proud of who you are. Black is beautiful. Love yourself and let it melanate!

by WAKE/UP October 29, 2022

Megyn

a female with retarded parents because they can't properly spell "megan"

megyn's parents are playing hockey with lawn darts again!

by Poop led March 24, 2008